British TV Channel Five, (yes we actually have more than four TV channels nowadays), came under fire last month after showing a pig being 'pleasured' by Rebecca Loos, (the former personal assistant for soccer star David Beckham). The 'romantic' encounter occurred during the filming of the new reality TV show entitled The Farm which each week, features a difference C-list celebrity, and sets them a typical farmhand task to do. Rebecca was assigned the job of artificially inseminating a pig.
Funny Celebrity News - Rebecca Loos pleasures a pig on national TV
Photo 1: Rebecca defended her actions as simply being the typical sort of thing that occurs everyday at any farm in England
Photo 2: Rebecca relaxes after the show with her co-star.
The explicit footage was shown during earlier this month, and was watched by almost two million viewers. Loos was clearly seen arousing the animal by hand for a full ten minutes before finally managing to collect its 'gratitude' in a vacuum flask.
Britain's official Watchdog, Ofcam, received 37 complaints from various prudish individuals, the majority of which described Loos' actions as sickening and being nothing short of bestiality. "There are certain things you can get along quite nicely in life without knowing and pig semen collecting is probably one of them." complained one uptight viewer.
Another particularly irate viewer announced, "She was rubbing that thing so hard, I could practically hear the bacon sizzling!"
A Channel Five spokesman explained that Loos had been chosen for the task by the show's vet and not by producers trying to grab ratings. "It is just a part of normal farm life," he said. "The point of the show is to demonstrate the day-to-day workings of a farm to an audience who are not necessarily familiar with the nitty gritty of rural life".
After a short investigation, Ofcom cleared Five of breaching taste and decency standards, ruling: "We don't believe the scene was degrading or harmful to the boar, however the vet has been working overtime trying to remove the smile from its face!"
Rebecca Loos was also the center of controversy last summer when she publicly claimed to have been 'a little more' than David Beckham's personal assistant.
Photo 1: Rebecca Loos claimed to be David Beckham's lover this summer
Photo 2: David Beckham obviously excited about the prospect of 'being treated like a pig'
Beckham for his part, denied the claims, but when asked by the Daily Happy Pill to comment on Loos' recent behavior with the pig, he momentarily let his guard down, and exclaimed, "Hey! She never did that with me! And for a full ten minutes as well!", before feeling his wife, Posh Spice's, eyes boring into the back of his skull.
When asked how he had managed to keep his cool for so long, the pig, (we mean the animal - not Beckham), replied, that Loos 'wasn't really his type', before adding, "Anyway, her hands were cold!"
The network could find itself in more trouble if it decides to air footage of another contestant, Debbie McGee, cleaning a horse's foreskin. (The guys here at the Daily Happy Pill can't wait to see that episode!)
