Photo 1: "I may not be the world's most sensitive lover - but one thing's for sure - I am definitely hung like a donkey!"

 

Photo 2: Another "well hung" donkey

The herd of wild donkeys in the popular Telascica National Park in southern Croatia have become a major tourists attraction in recent years.

However, several tourists began to complain that the other donkeys were no longer as friendly since they spent most of their time hiding from Aga's amorous advances.

Hence, earlier this week, poor Aga was caught and shipped off to a nearby deserted island called Dugi Otok. A spokesman for the park said Aga would have plenty of food and water on the island, and would be kept there until he "clamed down"

Park officials say the rest of the herd seems happier and healthier since Aga's forced exile. One of the older female donkeys told the Gag Report about the time Aga had attacked her young daughter. "His hooves were all over my little ass!", she told our reporter.

But the Daily Happy Pill always tries to get both sides of the story and so our intrepid reporter made the trip our to the deserted island in order to try and interview Aga. It appears however, that the randy little donkey is hornier than ever and is now so desperate he will now try to shag anything that moves. Our reporter found this out the hard way as this next shocking video clip clearly shows. (Click here to see horny donkey video clip).