Valentine's Day fast approaches and along with it comes the pressure of finding the old Ball and Chain a suitable Valentine gift to keep her quiet and off your back for a couple of days. The story below however, features a young marine stationed in Afghanistan who no longer has that particular problem since his unfaithful tart-of-a-girlfriend sent him the following "Dear John" letter.
A Valentine's Day story - The Breakup Letter
Photo 1: A young marine fighting for his country in Afghanistan recently received this Dear John letter from his slut-of-a -girlfriend.
The poor guy was heartbroken. After all, there he was risking his life fighting for his country while all along the little slut-bag was shagging everything in sight like a French rabbit on viagra.
And she even had the cheek to ask him for her photo back!
But our brave soldier was made of stronger stuff and he quickly came up with an ingenious idea to get his revenge. He quickly asked all of his fellow soldiers to donate any spare photos they had of their girlfriends, sisters, female cousins, ex-girlfriends, aunts, etc. And within just a few hours he had managed to collect 57 of them.
He then included all these snapshots along with the picture of Becky and sent them to her with the following note:
