Temperatures outside the Neverland estate were so hot on Tuesday that Michael Jackson decided to ditch his notorious pajamas and instead, attend his nightly slumber-parties butt-naked. Jars of vaseline were quickly replaced by containers of sun-tan lotion as the 2005 Neverland Annual Summer Camp for underprivileged boys finally got under way. Click for full story.

Although the leaders of the world's eight richest nations only paid lip-service to alleviating hunger and poverty in Africa at last week's G8 meeting in Scotland, at least the summit wasn't a complete waste of time. Yes folks, after five years of heated debate, our glutinous leaders finally reached an agreement on the new international symbol for 'marriage'. Click for full story.

Recently, Tara Reid's publicity stunts have taken on a more sinister tone, as it was revealed this week that the brainless Bimbo has been cavorting with America's most wanted terrorist, Osama bin Laden. Reid insisted to reporters that her relationship with the notorious Al Qaeda leader had so far been purely platonic although she did admit to "fancying the turban off him". Click for full story.