Professional bimbo Tara Reid has been pulling out all the stops recently in a brave attempt to hold off the competition and retain her coveted title as "America's Sluttiest Drunken Party-Tramp" for the third year running. Last year, she scored a blistering slam dunk with her notorious 'boob slippage' routine at P. Diddy's 35th birthday bash but this year the competition, which includes Paris "Camel-toe" Hilton, has been hot on her trail.

 

Photo 1: Tara Reid receiving some additional 'exposure' but less 'coverage' at last year's notoious P. Diddy Bash.

Photo 2: Arch rival, Paris 'Cameltoe' Hilton is seen here scoring highly on the judges' Slut-o-meter" with this tasteless little number.

Tara Reid, first hit the big 'time three' year's ago after becoming the leading contender for the Best Actress award at the Oscars for her role as a slutty, drunken party-tramp in the Hollywood classic "American Pie".

But after a series of embarrassing photos of Tara's frequent drunken antics at various parties emerged in all the major tabloids, she was quickly disqualified for her Oscar nomination on the grounds that she hadn't actually been "acting" during her role in the movie.

But recently, (as reported by our friends at www.frycookonvenus.com), Tara's publicity stunts have taken on a more sinister tone, as it was revealed this week that she has been cavorting recently with America's most wanted terrorist, Osama bin Laden.

 

Photo 1: Tara Reid's knees clearly show her connection with America's most hated enemy. (Source: www.frycookonvenus.com)

Photo 2: Osama bin Laden is seen clearly here, hiding in Tara Reid's knees.

Reid insisted to reporters that her relationship with the notorious Al Qaeda leader had so far been purely platonic although she did admit to "fancying the turban off him".

"In fact, I would do him right now if he were here!", she told horrified reporters on Wednesday.

"But Tara, are you telling us that you would actually still sleep with the world's most hated terrorist after 9-11?", asked our visibly shocked reporter.

"Of course I would", she replied. "After all why should I have to restrict my love-making to before 9 o' clock in the morning?" she added cheerfully.