Like most red-bloodied males, (and some females out there!), the guys here at the Daily Happy Pill have always had a great appreciation of our Nation's cheerleaders. After all, what could be sexier than having a group of hot young women jumping around in their skimpy little 'sex-doll' outfits while shaking their pompoms at you? But earlier this week, things got even hotter as two Carolina Panthers Cheerleader were arrested for having hot lesbian sex in a public toilet and then getting into a cat-fight with a young nurse. (What greater proof could one have for the existance of God?)
Sexy Cheerleaders fired for lesbian sex act in public toilet
Photo 1: These photos must be two of the sexiest mug shots ever taken by Tampa's police department
Photo 2: If you thought American Cheerleaders were sexy then checkout what Brazilian sports fans are treated to every weekend!
It all started out as an innocent night on the town as two Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders Renee Thomas, 20, and Angela Keathley, 26, decided to blow off a little pre-game steam at a Tampa Bay nightclub called Banana Joe's.
But after drinking like a pair of Russian fish, the two horny hellcats decided their lesbian lust could wait no longer and the sexy couple quickly slinked off, (or is that 'slunk'?), to the relative privacy of the nightclub's toilets. But as the saucy pair began to get 'down an dirty' with each other in one of the cubicles, a line of angry cross-legged women began to form outside and complain loudly for the pair to hurry up and leave.
Nurse Melissa Holden, 26, told reporters that she had walked into the bathroom and found Thomas and Keathley in an occupied stall and in a highly compromising position.
According to eyewitness reports, Thomas and Keathley finally emerged several minutes later and started arguing with several of the line of angry pee-soaked women. That's when Thomas punched the unfortunate nurse in the left eye, according to the authorities.
A spokesman for the police noted that when officers arrived on the scene the sexy lesbian cheerleaders were apparently, "so intoxicated they could barely stand up" and the pair were arrested for disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and giving a false name to police.
Thomas and fellow TopCat Keathley were later sacked from the Panthers Cheerleader squad for violating its code of conduct, which bans leud behavior.
Which is a shame really since the whole embarrassing situation could have easily been avoided if the horny pair had not made a fatal error in their decision to have hot lesbian sex in public - they chose the Ladies restroom!
If they had simply chosen the male toilets then the story would never had made the headlines. After all, what male in his right mind would complain about walking in on two stunning lesbians busy licking each other like lollypops?
