Long-distance relationships can certainly put a strain on your love life (as well as your wallet). When one adds up the cost of flying across the country, taxi fares to and from the airport, restaurant meals, and a twelve-pack of condoms - those weekend shags can be more expensive than flying to Bangkok and "renting" a whole village of professionals to do the job properly.
Enabled Rabbit - Internet controlled vibrator perfect for long distance lovers
Photo 1: Lay your hands on the Budonkadonk Mouse. Clicking has never been this much fun!
Photo 2: The "Enabled Rabbit" vibrator offers the perfect solution for couples in long distance relationships
Of course, there are other ways to satisfy your lust such as webcams and of course, the traditional phone-sex option, but there again, the old 'five-knuckle-shuffle' only gets you so far.
But this week, scientists finally came up with a major breakthrough in sex-aides for long-distance lovers - the new Internet-Controlled Vibrator!
Yes sir, the new "Enabled Rabbit" sex toy actually hooks up to your PC and uses a special website that allows lovers to get jiggy in cyberspace.
The vibrator works alongside a website where partners can sign up and using a special interface on screen, control the amount of pleasure their lover is getting.
The guys here at the Daily Happy Pill couldn't wait to try out one of these things so on Friday, we bought one of them for our New York-based reporter who's girlfriend lives in San Francisco.
When he came into the office this morning we were all eager to hear how the experiment had gone. But unfortunately, he didn't seem too impressed with it. "Wasn't she interested?", we asked.
"Actually she loved it", he replied. "We were online for over four hours last nigh", he added.
"So what was the problem?", we inquired, puzzled by his lack of enthusiasm.
"Well it was all good fun at the time", he admitted, "But when I woke up this morning - my arse was killing me!"
