A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis earlier this week, after becoming aroused while ogling his sexy young wife bending over her laundry basket and then accidentally dropping the heavy sack of grain he was carrying onto his protruding member. (Thank God he wasn't carrying a scythe at the time!)
Romanian Farmer breaks penis while ogling his sexy new wife
Photo 1: The actual x-ray of farmer Popa's broken boner shows the extent of the damage
Photo 2: Just as well really. This little hottie would have given the old fellow a heart attack!
Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to admire his sexy 25-year-old wife Loredana who was busy hanging up the washing.
Apparently, the tiny mini skirt she was wearing as she bent over the laundry basket was not quite long enough to cover her modesty but was more than enough for her horny husband who got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments. (It makes your eyes water just thinking about it!)
Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain. We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."
(Not use it for sexual purposes? Jesus! The poor guy had waited over 52 years to have some decent material to work with and now all he can do it point it at the porcelain!)
But sexy wife Loredana said that she wasn't worried by the doctor's ominous predictions and that she had a plan to get her husband's wedding tackle back in action.
"I'm simply going to put extra starch in his underpants, slip into my tightest leather mini-dress and hope for the best", she told our drooling Daily Happy Pill reporter.
