Can you hear me now? Good!
Romanian police were initially at a loss this week when they were called to a bus stop in the town of Lasi to investigate the theft of a mobile phone by a young female passenger. Although several eye-witnesses reported seeing the young woman take the phone from another traveler, a search of the suspect by officers failed to reveal the missing item.
Officers were about to let the women go due to lack of evidence, when an someone suggested they call the phone's number. Police were shocked to hear a muffled ringing sound coming from the back of the women's knickers. Apparently, she had hidden the cell phone up her bottom! (Bet she wishes now that it had been set to vibrate!)
Photo 1: Verizon's spokesman is seen here putting his company's coverage to the ultimate test
Photo 2: The guys here at the Daily Happy Pill have heard reports about seeing young women's bottoms in cell phones - but not the other way around!
The whole sordid incident began when passenger on a local bus in Lasi stopped Petronela Brandus, 24, as she tried to get off after they saw her steal the mobile phone.
But it was only after the young woman's arse began ringing, that police had enough evidence to arrest their suspect and take her in for questioning. She was escorted to a local police station where a strip search by female police officers revealed she had hidden the missing phone up her bottom, according to local reports. (How the hell did she manage to do that without going through an entire tube of KY Jelly?)
Officer Madalin Taranu said: "We've had people hiding things in their bras and knickers before, but this was a new one. The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."
She added that the phone's owner had refused to take it back, claiming it was now 'damaged goods'. (Looks like the same could be said for Ms. Brandus!)
The guys here at the Daily Happy Pill guess that the phone's owner has a valid point. After all, it's not as though the woman used a condom or anything! And it's bad enough having to worry about catching brain cancer from the damn things, never mind catching a bad case of the clap!
Just imagine the poor guy trying to explain that one to his wife. "Honey I caught it from my cell phone, honestly!"
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