This Pastry tastes like sh#t! - Dallas cabdriver caught tainting food with fecal matter
For several months a small Bakery in Dallas had been trying to solve a rather puzzling problem. Since the beginning of the year, several of the store's regular customers had begun complaining that their pastries occasionally smelt and tasted like manure. (How they knew what manure tastes like is beyond the guys here at the Daily Happy Pill!).
The puzzle was finally solved after store managers installed a hidden surveillance camera to monitor the baked goods section. Upon watching the tapes, store employees were horrified to discover a 49 year-old cab driver sprinkling the bread and donuts displays with his own dried and powdered fecal matter!
Photo 1: A Dallas cab driver is seen sprinkling dried fecal matter over the baked goods display in a local bakery
Photo 2: The next time you think your morning donut tastes like sh*t - you may be right!
Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, a 49-year-old cabdriver from Iran, was sentenced to five years in prison this week by District Judge Vickers Cunningham who called the case one of the most disturbing of his legal career.
"It's raunchy, repugnant, repulsive, vile and vulgar," the judge said after the jury's sentence was announced. During the trial, jurors had heard disturbing details of how Nahidmobarekeh had embarked on his twisted crusade against the store after he felt employees had been rude to him earlier this year.
Mr. Nahidmobarekeh told the court that employees in the bakery had been rude to him and had refused to put out fresh bread upon his request. His revenge: He dried his own feces, shredded it with a cheese grater and returned a few days later to scatter the material over the breads, cookies and pastries in the display case.
Nahidmobarekeh was finally caught after a surveillance tape captured him taking a bag from his pocket and then sprinkling a brown powdered substance over the baked items. The video showed him repeat the action several times.
DNA analysis of the powder quickly confirmed investigators' worst suspicions. Officers also found a pile of dried human waste in Nahidmobarekeh's apartment lying next to his bed ready for his next daily visit to the store.
The filthy pervert showed little remorse for his actions as he was sentenced. "I don't really give a shit!", he told members of the jury. (Which is ironic really since giving a shit is what got him in trouble in the first place!)
So the moral of this disturbing story appears to be this. The next time you bite into your morning donut and think it tastes like sh*t - you may want to stop and check it out. Unfortunately, you may be right!
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