Photo 1: Ex girlfriend, Whinny Rider, told the Daily Happy Pill that her old boyfriend had always been a 'bit of a weirdo'

Photo 2: This thing is so big that apparently the man was able to blow the horse while being rammed up the arse since the tip of it actually protruded from the pervert's open mouth!

Investigators first learned of the incident after the man was admitted to Enumclaw Community Hospital on July 2 and died shortly afterwards. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse. (Maybe the hoof prints on his back might have given the game away).

But the story kept on getting stranger. Firstly, this doesn't appear to have been an isolated incident. Preliminary investigations by King County sheriff's detectives discovered that the farm in Enumclaw, near Seattle, where the bizarre sexual encounter took place, was a hot topic of discussion in Internet chat rooms as a "destination" spot for people looking to have sex with animals.

Police and local vets then inspected the chickens, goats and sheep on the property to determine whether they too had been victimized. Although no definite proof emerged that sex was forced on these smaller, weaker animals, a police spokesman told reporters that he had seen several of the chickens "walking a bit funny".

Secondly, the man's family, (who not surprisingly, wished to remain anonymous), told reporters that they were shocked by the news and were amazed when told that their father had purchased the thoroughbred stallion earlier in the year, apparently one of a pair he kept at the farm. (We can't wait to hear what they decide to put on his headstone -"Loving husband - Caring Father - Animal Lover & Horse F*#ker" )

But the strangest detail of all was yet to come. Apparently, police discovered that the man had actually made a video tape of the whole perverted sexual encounter.

Now the guys here at the Daily Happy Pill are pretty open-minded when it comes to sex, (so long as its between consenting adults of the human species), but why the hell would anyone want to tape themselves having sex with a horse?

Was he afraid that being shagged by a dick the size of baseball bat attached to a bucking bronco wouldn't be a memorable-enough experience?

"Hey George. Remember that time you got f*#ked by that horse?"

"No actually, I can't say that I do. Could you pass me that video tape so I can refresh my memory?"

And how does one begin to get into this whole "being f*#ked by a horse" fetish? Does one have to start off with a Donkey or something and work up?

Well, the guys here at the Daily Happy Pill may never know the answers to these puzzling sexual problems but at least this whole sordid affair has finally solved one of life's great questions...

Yes. Size really does matter!