Photo 1: It's hard to argue with this particular breasts categorization for super model Veronica Zemonova

 

Photo 2: The guys here at the Daily Happy Pill are always partial to melons but we must admit it's hard to beat a good pair!

According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

(Believe it or not, it's actually scientifically impossible to disprove that last statement!)

Naturally enough, Lorenzoni's "fruit chart" starts with the traditional melon. According to the Italian's research, a woman with large, round melon-like breasts may appear matronly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he told reporters.

The chart states that even women with "oranges" are not going to set the bed sheets on fire in a fit of passion. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."

According to Lorenzoni, men seeking a lioness in the sack should also avoid women with grapefruit-shaped breasts which he describes as 'pert and firm'. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."

And for the guy who is seeking someone a bit more lively he suggests choosing a woman with pert and prominent "lemon" breasts. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."

Lorenzoni goes on to compare pert, oval-shaped breasts to pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."

But it was good news for all you less-endowed ladies out there. The self-proclaimed Italian Stallion suggest that small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.

So Ok guys. Down to the important stuff. What fruit shape should you keep your eye out for if you are seeking a lady who wants to go at it like a rabbit in mating season? Well according to the 'research' a woman with pear-shaped breasts is the ideal choice since she "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."

We must admit this last 'gem of wisdom' seems to confirm what the guys here at the Daily Happy Pill had always expected. Melons, oranges and cherries may all be very nice but its hard to beat a good pair!